Sunday, April 3, 2011

One Day, At Central Market....

.    ISigh...Where to begin. Mom, Audrey, Ethan and I (There you go grandma.) We were all at central market, shopping for some vitamins, looking at crabs, and drinking jamba juice. We wandered over to the vitamin aisle. If thats what its called....And My mother proceeded to browse through the hundreds and hundreds of different vitamin supplements. I, being insanely bored out of my mind, started looking through the aisle as well. I saw THESE at the very very back of the shelf. Hmmm...I thought. Am I dreaming? Have I stumbled down a rabbit hole and am now in a parallel universe? No. This is reality folks. And THOSE vitamins are absolutely, without a doubt, real. Daydream Remedy? Really guys? Come on. I'm sure Bach Kids Inc. had a great laugh with this one. "Hey guys, I have a great idea (Starts to chuckle,) howbout we make a medicine that.....(snorts)......(bursts out laughing)......STOPS KIDS FROM DAYDREAMING!!!???.........Oh gosh this is so good......HA HA HA.....oh oh oh here's another one. How bout a medicine that BOOSTS PEOPLES SELF CONFIDENCE?!?!?!? OH LORD, wait till the guys down in corporate hear this one."
By the way. This is not fake. Its completely real. This is a real medicine.
And so is this one.

1 comment:

  1. Loved this!!! The part with the guys at the vitamin office laughing was awesome.

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