Value Village.....The walmart of Washington

So My mother told me that we were going to value village. "Oh boy." "Mommmm that is where all the ghetto people shop!" "No honey, thats where the smart people shop." Ugh. So we trekked off to "The village" in search of the deal of a lifetime. No sooner did we walk in, when I found  THIS (Bottom). Now some of you might say, oh that must be a gardening implement of some sort. Sorry to crush your spirits folks. But this was in the aisle marked:  PET SUPPLY   Yes. You heard me right. Oh and those little spears at the end are sharp. Just wanted to throw that out there.                                  


Oh....Were not done yet folks. Let me present exhibit B. (Top and middle) Sigh. What is this world coming to. This is a Ken doll. He is wearing a bathing suit meant for women. It is a bit thong-like. And he is COMPLETELY ENCASED IN PROTECTIVE PLASTIC THAT HAS NOT BEEN OPENED YET!!!!! So obviously, that means the creators of this doll, if thats what you wanna call it, MEANT for it to look like that!!!! Im done....I gotta stop...cuz this could go on for days....