Value Village.....The walmart of Washington

So My mother told me that we were going to value village. "Oh boy." "Mommmm that is where all the ghetto people shop!" "No honey, thats where the smart people shop." Ugh. So we trekked off to "The village" in search of the deal of a lifetime. No sooner did we walk in, when I found  THIS (Bottom). Now some of you might say, oh that must be a gardening implement of some sort. Sorry to crush your spirits folks. But this was in the aisle marked:  PET SUPPLY   Yes. You heard me right. Oh and those little spears at the end are sharp. Just wanted to throw that out there.                                  


Oh....Were not done yet folks. Let me present exhibit B. (Top and middle) Sigh. What is this world coming to. This is a Ken doll. He is wearing a bathing suit meant for women. It is a bit thong-like. And he is COMPLETELY ENCASED IN PROTECTIVE PLASTIC THAT HAS NOT BEEN OPENED YET!!!!! So obviously, that means the creators of this doll, if thats what you wanna call it, MEANT for it to look like that!!!! Im done....I gotta stop...cuz this could go on for days....

True story....

OK so there I was...on the edge of the cliff about to be strangled to death by my own grandmother..... OK thats another lie...But I know it DID pique your curiosity just a bit.... Anyways, I'm gonna tell you a story.... Now this story is completely NON-fictional.....Don't forget it. So its a Monday morning. I'm doing wretched math homework, and slaving away over my desk when I hear a soft voice....."Juliannnnn?" The voice says...."Uh oh." I  thought...Lets go over whats happening here. Mom is gone running errands. Brother and sister are gone. Its just Claire and I. This could only mean trouble. "Can you come down stairs Julian?" Oh boy....Now i'm scared. What am I going to find when I come down stairs?!?! A dead body? A fire?!?! Two dead bodies?!?!?! I didn't know what to expect but it could only mean trouble. I was right. So I slowly creep down the stairs and when I come to the bottom I see the kitchen. No no...Not the regular kitchen. Th kitchen after hurricane Katrina blasted through it. "CLAIRE. WHAT HAPPENED HERE?" (He says through gritted teeth.) "Mom said I could make a special treat for th dog." Uh huh. In my head I'm just thinking "Ok you cooked something for the dog. But dos it really require blowing up the kitchen!?!?!?" I regained my composure and said, "Ok Claire so your making a dog treat for charm, (Our dog), why do you need me?" "Um because...well...let me answer your question with a question." Oh boy heres our little attorney making her case. "Are dogs allowed to have extra virgin olive oil?" Oh boy. Yep there it is folks. She didn't have a certain ingredient. So the next logical explanation would be to just substitute it with another completely different ingredient right? WRONG!!!!!! So the end result of that story was that we kept the dog outside for the rest of the day...Because we had no idea what would be coming out.

Card trick video # 2

Well here is the second installment of "Card Trick Videos." Hope you like it.....

First Card trick video......Man I love doing this....:)

Well here it is. The first card trick in my new series.....Ahhh this is going to be the start of a beautiful friendship. Be sure to try and figure the trick out.........Oh who am I kidding.....My sleight of hand is so good, you will never figure it out......

Coming soon.....

Card trick videos, and levitation..

Ok your not going to believe this......I was at the library minding my own business when THIS car caught my eye. Hmmmm, I thought, is that a stuffed animal, or a lucky charm attached to the back of that rednec-I mean american citizens car? No, as I neared the car, and I kid you not, I saw a raccoon tail tied on with a piece of twine. That my friends is all that needs to be said.  

k and ill give you a piece of paper. And we will see who wins..........

I just realized that rock paper scissors is a meaningless game. Okay so your telling me that a piece of paper beats a rock!?!?! Yeah right. Give me a roc

Hey here is another random post. :) ha ha i just figured out i can post from my phone!! Yes! This is good this is good.....

Well, here it is

After many years of my *cough*nagging*cough* mother telling me to get a hobby, I finally decided that a blog made completely for boredom was in order. In the future we will laugh, cry, and most likely, none of that stuff will happen. But hopefully you will join me on this completely boring adventure known as...........................


"Born out of boredom"